just look at me, look at me now!

1:44pm: ?!!!1....with a 1 for emphasis

...and this morning when I looked for the phone downstairs, it was on the shelf in the hallway, near a certain photo. 

odd, more details to come.

12:24pm: c'mon people, take this shit down!

This would be cute, IF it wasn't almost MARCH!(and if the sign wasn't tacky)

Reasons why you should take down Christmas decorations are:

• CHRISTMAS IS OVER!
• your house looks like trash
• you are a lazy idiot
• lastly, but most importantly....don't make your own decorations, just don't

Last year, this house had a large plastic Santa tied to its chimney, until about July when I think it fell off.

(IDIOTS!)

9:49am: nothin' says lovin like something from the oven!

Out of boredom last night at work, I decided that this morning instead of sleeping, I would bake fresh bagels from scratch.  At this point, we had all of 2 customers in the entire store...so I left my register for about 15 minutes to shop.  That was that.

This morning I broke out the flour and the yeast, which smells ungodly in the wee hours, added some salt, water, sugar..etc...yada, yada, yada

After kneading dough, cutting, boiling, drying and baking...they were finally finished.  They were pretty damn delicious too.

Here's the end product:

                                            

10:43pm: hump day happenings:

Yesterday, in the rush between classes--me and Christine had to run over to another building to pay a bill.  The walk across campus was pleasant, the air warm and breezy---it smelled of spring, it smelled like dirt.  That should've been enough forshadowing.

We go in the building, but being lazy asses, we opt for the elevator instead of the stairs.  The button lights up as its pressed, and we wait for it to reach our floor.  Finally, there's the ding and the doors open...Christine and some girl walk in, and as I approach the threshold, the HUGE, HEAVY STEEL DOOR slams on me, crushing my right shoulder. 

I grab my arm and walk inside.  Random girl asks if I'm hurt, but being the Alpha-male that I am, I just say "nah, it didn't hurt." 

The elevator gets to our floor, and we all get out....girl to the right, us to the left.  I look at Christine with the craziest face imagineable and mutter "Fuck that hurt."  She busts out laughing and we both stop to think that an elevator just closed on me.  Later on that night, I had to hop an elevator to get to Bio....this time, when the doors opened, I jumped in.

9:47pm: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
So tonight, I CHEATED!

i went downstairs and had 1/2 a glass of wild cherry pepsi,
some monterey jack cheese, and a fruit & oatmeal bar.

i'm an ass...no more soda, i've been doing so well!

::slaps self::

8:36pm: Please people...


If I am on the phone with you and you say "hold on, I'll call you back,"
and you DON'T, I will be pissed. Keep it noted.



-Mike

12:32am:

Thursday in Pictures:

 

( YOU BETTER CLICK THIS! )

7:19pm:

Meet Flave...

( - - -more- - - )

6:49pm: an update from Mike:
Why does it take OCC forever and a week to post my grades online. Come on now.

The only grade I have is a B in history, not bad--but I want my others. Stupid school.

In other news, Christmas was cool...and now I'm working practically all week,

including New Years Eve (10-4) and New Year's Day (11-4). should be fun. --sarcasm--

I don't have any plans yet, but I hope something will come through. I'm going to buy

shoes tonight. yup.

later --Mike--

10:30pm: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS AN APA PSYCHOLOGY PAPER AND/OR A RESEARCH PAPER THAT I CAN BORROW, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! I WILL DEFINITELY DO SOMETHING IN RETURN!

THANKS,

MIKE

7:31pm: I'm sequestered up in my room at the moment, while over a dozen cackling women sworm my living room buying sex toys and massage oils. did I mention how much I am enjoying the night.

work was fun today, mainly because I didn't really have to do much. I just sort of did what I felt like doing. for about a 1/2hr I stayed in the office making christmas ornaments for our bulletin board. not bad.

Our union had the "Health Bus" at the store today so we all went out and got checked out. The basic blood pressure, blood sugar, cholesterol and breathing tests were done. My scores were pretty good, but the lady told me and a friend janis basically that we were fat and needed to exercise more. She recommended for everyone who went to walk "briskly" for 30 minutes, 5-7 times a week. ha!

thats all. i'm bored and alone. stupid dildos.

11:01pm: neighbors >_
yea so what? i did make a ghey face in my subject line.

Anyway,

i really hate my neighbors. they are the simplest motherfuckers in this town. i honestly wonder how loud it is in their apartment if i can hear everything through the walls. "Hello Animal Control!...a herd of rhinos has eaten my neighbors and is now doing jumping jacks! send help ASAP!" fucked up people. i woke up to a strange noise near 3am coming from my back yard...i jumped out of bed, stuck my head out the window only to see a car parked on the patio next door. what's wrong?...couldn't find a spot?

Yea i'm done bitching.

the realization that the semester is over in less than a month has got me shitting myself. ALOT of stuff has to be done and soon.

+APA paper for Psych, either on Schizophrenia or Alzeheimer's
+Group Presentation on hypnosis in Psych 12/8
+Psych exam this wednesday
+MLA research paper for English on Prescription Costs and the Elderly
+papers on Morality/Integrity and the English Language
+NJ History assignments and discussions (to hopefully get a D or C-) oy vey.
+the rest of my health assignments, complete and on time
+appeal letter for that F....oops.

and I still have to register my classes for next semester and talk to financial aid about my restriction from last year. note to self: ^ find that letter ^

10:55pm: gcnmgfc

11:09pm: Love.

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11:58am: 7: When you talk, you tend to use your hands a lot - and interrupt others.

You are 67% Gemini

Your Penis Name is: Anaconda

Your Penis Name is: Little Juan

1:51am:

If anyone is ever bored and in need of something fun to look at, don't go here.  At first, you may chuckle, but after the first 15 seconds you start to wonder as to why someone would care enough to make a site devoted to that.

i'm working a grand total of 19 hours this week.  thank you A&P!  no, really....you've outdone yourselves.

here's to that $52 of change in my dresser drawer.

goodnight and good luck.

4:45pm: Fuck!
Banking sucks. I am literate, I can do simple math, and yet while writing out checks for bills last week and depositing cash into my account, I somehow was short $1.24. A DOLLAR FUCKING TWENTY FOUR!!! so I get slammed with a $30 overdraft fee....thirty bucks. The first time and most likely the last time I ever do that and I'm charged that much. what the hell?! ten dollars would have been fine with me. today, i got the smallest, shittiest paycheck ever. I work my ass off at that damn grocery store, put up with obnoxiously ignorant customers to get a check that is basically worthless. thank you, economy.

while I'm bitching, I missed almost every class I had this week because of a cold that I thought was the flu. Translation: I have to do assignments all day tomorrow to catch up. thank god its my day off. wish I had a major. ;^)

Halloween was sweet as hell and I'm looking forward to going back to Philly. Less than a month until Seussical!

Question du Jour:

How is everyone doing?...give me some gossip, a funny story or even a rant!

1:17pm: It's a sad, sad day in America,
I feel like I could cry and throw up all at once,
Get ready for 4 more years of idiocy & war,
Goodbye economy and employment.

Kerry won New Jersey. At least we know what's RIGHT!

7:35pm: Well today was definitely an experience.

At A&P we had a pet parade. Let me set you all up with a visual....about 7 old people, 7 dogs--mostly small, and 1 cat---my sister's kitten all in costume! I had to dress my sisters cat like a witch...retarded.

After that we had a Kid parade---about a 100 kids ranging from 6mos. to 12ish all dressed up and loud. this shit went on for hours and those kids blasted through about 12 bags of candy and a shitload of chips. its amazing how polite little kids can be.

At one point, holding a basket full of candy with one hand was too heavy so i held it out to the kids and told them to take some, most took only 1 piece so i let them have more. the really sad thing is that the parents were taking handfuls! one guy dug both hands into my basket and basically emptied it! i was fuckin pissed. people are so fucking greedy. they come to a free event where their kids make out like bandits and they have to ruin it by being fucked up and greedy...A-fucking-mazing.

Oh, I dressed up as a Bennie for work.

12:02pm:

Hey Everyone.....if you love me you will follow that link in an email that was sent,  to freeipods.com and sign up so i get a FREE iPOD!

 

woohoo!

1:32pm: Spam just gets stranger and stranger...
Mr. Daniel Jude
First Atlantic Bank PLC
4/6 Adetokunbo Ademola Street
P. O. Box 75369
Victoria Island, Lagos-Nigeria
Tel: +234-1-3214564 to 6; Tel: 234-1-3476564

Dear friend,

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not
yet met. The message could be strange but real if you pay some attention
to it.I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.
Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message of goodwill
to you, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains.


I am Mr. Daniel Jude, Branch Manager, First Atlantic of Nigeria. I managed
to get your contact details through the Internet myself. Time is of theimportance
and I am desperately looking for a person to assist me in this confidential
business. A British oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation, Mr. Claude Brian Best made a numbered time (Fixed)
Deposit on January 6, 1999, valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty- five Million
Dollars), for twelve (12) calender months in my branch. Upon maturity, I
sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.
After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract
employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Claude Brian
Best died from an automobile accident. On further investigation,I found
out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next
of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Claude Brian
Best did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$25,000,000.00
is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the
principal sum at the end of each year.No one will ever come forward to claim
it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of (six) years, the money
will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody
applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand
in as the next of kin to Mr. Claude Brian Best so that the fruits of this
old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt governmentofficials.
This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names
and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and
affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ
the service of two lawyers for drafting and notarization of the WILL and
to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in
your favor for the transfer.

A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then
facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of
kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio
of 60% for me and 40% for you.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for thistransaction will be
done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please
reply immediately via the private email address below;

danieljude444@indiatimes.com

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction
would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance
to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply via my email address.

Thanks and regards,
Daniel Jude

4:31pm: oh wise Fortune Cookie....you said:

"The hard times will
begin to fade, joy will
take their place."

but. can i get some money?!?!!?

12:12am: Mnapple Fact #505
i have had my license for 2 years, today. soooo not important to anyone else.
thats all.

6:27pm: yeah....yeAH?!
This weekend has been awesome so far. I'm looking forward to tomorrow. I only have a little over 25 hours this week, it fucking blows so bad. sleepy. ew, i ate mayo today...how i am regretting that now. oof. yeah?!

4:01am: Four o' one am.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
mikeymike618 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a can of cherry coke.
aurnia gives you 16 red-orange cherry-flavoured hard candies.
caseylynne gives you 1 green passionfruit-flavoured gummy worms.
hoochie_boo gives you 7 dark green mint-flavoured jelly beans.
littlehooli gives you 11 tan orange-flavoured wafers.
mikeymike618 gives you 16 mauve mint-flavoured nuggets.
sparkl3m0t10n gives you 14 teal coffee-flavoured gummy bats.
xxshangrilaxx gives you 3 light green coconut-flavoured gummy worms.
zeusette gives you 2 tan licorice-flavoured gummy fruits.
mikeymike618 ends up with 70 pieces of candy.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
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